October 27, 2004

Comment Policy

Everyone seems to have one of these, so I figured it was about time I jumped on the bandwagon. Here is my official View from the Pew Comment Policy.

  1. Comment frequently. I hate seening "Comments - 0" after posting something that I thought would inspire controversy and comment.
  2. I reserve the right to tell you that you are an idiot if you disagree with me.
  3. I reserve the right to ban you if you call me an idiot. I probably won't do that, though -- if I stopped talking to everyone who thought I was an idiot, I'd end up talking to myself all the time. Wait a minute -- scratch that.
  4. I reserve the right to not comment back -- though most of the time, I'll comment back, just to say "W0W!!! THNKS 4 TEH COMMNET !!!1111!!!"
  5. If you spam me, I reserve the right to hunt you down, throw eggs at your house, tease your dog/cat/hedgehog/insert-type-of-pet-here. I'll also report you to your ISP, and make sure that you never are allowed on the Internet ever again -- I know Al Gore, and he'll do it. He invented it, after all.

Items 1-4 are obviously pretty tongue in cheek. Item 5 isn't.

Except for the Al Gore part.

But I have met Mr. T.

I pity the fool who spams my comments.

Posted by: Warren Kelly at 07:04 PM | No Comments | Add Comment
Post contains 223 words, total size 1 kb.

Comments are disabled. Post is locked.
14kb generated in CPU 0.0161, elapsed 0.2529 seconds.
59 queries taking 0.2451 seconds, 164 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.